spirit animal, tbh.
I feel like Satan has rose up inside of my vagina with Edward Sissorhands and is cutting all my internal organs in half and mixing them up in the wrong places of my body.
Not being pregnant really sucks ass.
Meanwhile in my uterus
just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…
IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself