Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
the perks of being an ugly piece of shit
that awkward moment between birth and death
This is the best thing ever.
Twelve years and she still makes the same expression when her name is called out in the nominee lineup
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me